The following seven tips should give you an idea of what to expect from the upcoming release of Every Freaking! Day with Rachell Ray, a new parody book being released by Elizabeth Hilts. I hope you enjoy them and have a great day
1. Check this out—another new book from me, Rachell Ray! I know what you’re thinking: “How does this woman sleep at night?” The answer is: Just fine, thanks.
2. People ask me all the time how they can get a fabulous life like mine. My response? Dream a dream, ‘cause it ain’t gonna happen. I mean, what are the odds of there being two Rachell Rays?
3. Hey, kids! Here’s a time saving tip just for you: Any word can be shortened if you just use the first letters of it. Like this sentence; it could have been “AWCBSIYJUTFLOI.” Just remember to explain what the initials mean.
4. I’m not a decorator; I’m just a cook. But one thing I know for sure is this—whether it’ your new line of cookware or the décor theme for your talk show studio, pick one color and stick with it. I like orange.
5. Hey, kids! To save valuable time, use disposable plates, cups and cutlery. At the end of the meal just sweep everything on the table into a giant garbage bag and you are good to go! And if your “green” friends complain, remind those freeloaders who’s footin’ the bill.
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